Showing posts with label Power Ranking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Power Ranking. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Pop Culture Power Rankings: Marvel Movie Villains!

If you want your movie to be a box-office success, your best bet is to slap the word "Marvel's" in front of it. John Carter, The Lone Ranger, and countless other bombs could have avoided their infamous pratfalls had they simply heeded this advice.

There have been a number of excellent movies based on Marvel comic books, as well as a fair share of misfires. Likewise, these movies contain some memorable and iconic villains, as well as some disappointing duds.

This week's rankings contain both the best and worst Marvel movie villains.

1. Magneto

Magneto is, in my opinion (and since I am the King of this blog, my opinion is all that matters), the greatest comic book villain of all time. The best villains should be powerful and motivated while also eliciting empathy from the audience.  Magneto has these qualities in spades; his ability to create magnetic force fields and manipulate metal make him a dangerous adversary, while his goal to eradicate all humans in the name of mutant superiority is truly menacing. The audience can sympathize with his motives, given his backstory as a holocaust survivor, while still rooting for him to fail.

In the X-Men films, Magneto is portrayed by two of the best actors of their generation: Sir Ian McKellan and Michael Fassbender. Lesser actors may have been overwhelmed by the gravity of the character and his moral dilemma, but both men gave powerhouse performances. Their chemistry with Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart and James McAvoy, respectively) is exceptional, and both McKelland and Fassbender are responsible for some of the franchise’s best moments (Fassbender was the unanimous MVP of X-Men: First Class).

Magneto is as essential to the X-Men franchise as any single character (yes, even Wolverine), and the depiction of the mutant team’s sometimes-arch-nemesis, sometimes-frienemy has been consistently superb throughout the series.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Pop Culture Power Rankings: Big Cats!

In celebration of the week-long holiday I am currently observing, Big Cat Week, this week’s theme is the best fictional big cats of all time!

Big cats are often defined as members of genus Panthera (Lion, Tiger, Jaguar and Leopard), but we’re going to use the more expansive definition, which also includes Cougars and Cheetahs. So although Garfield is a large fictional cat, he is not eligible.
  
The following were considered but ultimately left off: Baby Puss (The Flintstones), Bagheera (The Jungle Book), Daniel Striped Tiger (Mister Roger’s Neighborhood), Diego (Ice Age), Leo the Lion (MGM), Master Tigress (Kung Fu Panda), Shere Kahn (The Jungle Book and TaleSpin)

1. Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

If you have never read any Calvin and Hobbes, stop reading this immediately, revert back to your ten-year-old-self and annoy your parents until they buy you a copy of one of the many amazing Calvin and Hobbes collections. 

If you are still reading, that means you have either read Calvin and Hobbes in the past or you are now ten years old, taking a break from reading Calvin and Hobbes because you just finished the one where Calvin finds an injured Raccoon and you are emotionally spent.

The highly acclaimed comic strip is ranked number one on every single list of the best comic strips of all time (we here at Ned Snark do not acknowledge any list that does not agree) and Hobbes is certainly one of the top two characters in said comic strip (the other being Calvin, which probably goes without saying, but I wanted to make that clear for the hundreds of ten-year-olds reading this blog post).

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Pop Culture Power Rankings: 2000s SNL Alumni!



Eligibility Rules: Alumnus / alumna must have been a main cast member of Saturday Night Live during this current century, which began on January 1, 2000 and is scheduled to end on December 31, 2099, barring unforeseen circumstances.

Thus, writers such as John Mulaney, Akiva Schaffer, Michael Schur, J.B. Smoove and Jorma Taccone, as well as featured cast members such as Rob Riggle, Jenny Slate, Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson are not eligible.

Other Notes: The rankings are not based on how much success each person has had in their careers outside of SNL, but by how much enjoyment (i.e. smiles, giggles, great big belly-laughs, etc.) I have derived from their non-SNL career.

Tier Seven was originally the Fred Armisen tier, but I realized that I have not seen enough Portlandia to make any reasonable statements about Armisen’s non-SNL career. 

The following were also considered but ultimately left out due to a lack of space: Will Forte, Ana Gasteyer, Chris Kattan, Tim Meadows, Chris Parnell, Maya Rudolph, Horatio Sanz, Molly Shannon

#1: Tina Fey

Any conversation about today’s best comedy talents is wholly incomplete without mentioning Tina Fey. Gifted comedy writers can go a whole career without penning something as funny, popular and influential as Mean Girls or 30 Rock. Not only did Fey create both of these critically acclaimed works of comedy gold, she also appeared in both of them, starring in 30 Rock.

Fey also shined in the underrated and surprisingly hilarious Baby Mama, wrote the #1 best seller Bossypants, hosted the Golden Globes with pal Amy Poehler (and will be back again in 2014! Look out Taylor Swift!), and is set to star in the new Muppets movie. 

With contributions like that, I can forgive her for Date Night.