Consider these rankings when you're deciding what toppings to order for your next pizza party (thanks for the invitation, by the way)!
1. Pepperoni Pizza
If we're just discussing the biggest names in the meat game, Pepperoni is not sniffing the top of that list. Don't get me wrong, it’s tasty for sure, and probably in the top ten, but it is rare that I ever get a craving for just pepperoni. But when it comes to deciding
what toppings to get on your pizza, you can throw the normal hierarchy of meats out the
window. For whatever reason, the true
flavor of the pepperoni is unlocked only when it sits atop warm cheese and
tomato sauce.
Pepperoni pizzas may not be the most exciting choice, but they are the standard go-to when ordering toppings for a group (assuming you do not kowtow to silly vegetarians), and the most easily agreeable option. In other words, pepperonis are to pizza what chocolate chips are to cookies.
Just look at what kind of pizza the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are enjoying. That's really all you need to know.
Pepperoni pizzas may not be the most exciting choice, but they are the standard go-to when ordering toppings for a group (assuming you do not kowtow to silly vegetarians), and the most easily agreeable option. In other words, pepperonis are to pizza what chocolate chips are to cookies.
Just look at what kind of pizza the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are enjoying. That's really all you need to know.
2. Hawaiian Pizza
The sweetness of the pineapple and the saltiness of the ham contrast to create a distinct yumminess (scientifically speaking), making it the perfect change of
pace or compliment to all other pies.
When ordered, it is a choice that is sometimes met with sour faces or confusion, and sometimes even outright revolt ("no one is going to eat that!"), but the supporters of the Hawaiian pizza are a zealous, ravenous lot. Simply put, I’ve never been to a pizza party where the Hawaiian pizza was not the first one to be finished.
When ordered, it is a choice that is sometimes met with sour faces or confusion, and sometimes even outright revolt ("no one is going to eat that!"), but the supporters of the Hawaiian pizza are a zealous, ravenous lot. Simply put, I’ve never been to a pizza party where the Hawaiian pizza was not the first one to be finished.
